dyac

 me:  http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/god-damsel.jpg

 Patrick:  love that site :-)

 me:  that particular dyac is awesome

 Patrick:  your face is awesome

 me:  i am not just a pretty face

 Patrick:  neither is your mom

 me:  your mom is a damsel

 Patrick:  ferret

 me:  is your cunt humming?

 Patrick:  it's humming in aunticipation

 me:  i'm done